The career counsellor at school gave me tobacco.

submit and you can keep your genitals ;)

I really fucking love simon Monroe(EMMET SCANLAN) and Kieren walker (LUKE NEWBERRY) and Amy Dyer(). A genuine rotter. Married with 3 kids. Haha jjk.single. I'd rather be having a threesome and be in a polyamourus relationship with fictional characters than do anything. The names Kathleen. I'm Canadian. From B.C. Wooohoooo. Also I really like sleeping in long deep tubs and muphy beds. That's all I'm looking for in life. Also a

Degree but whateva ;)

No connections with the blog (theoppositeofnormal), I don't know what the fuck that's about... I'm a liar we grew up together :P

Take me to a record shop. Jahahasnss I'm going to fuck off now. PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nonpenitent:

What I feel like when I’m on Tumblr

nonpenitent:

What I feel like when I’m on Tumblr

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Who sold their souls to get us this video?!
everyone who sees Benedict Cumberbatch’s ALS video [x]  (via makethemintoshoes)

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brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

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cockatoo-alice:

zemael:

I don’t really think I’m that good at anatomy (or females) but this is quite a popular request so… I’m making a tutorial, and this is the part to show you what NOT to do with your fellow humans. More coming… eventually.

I suck at breast variations, but I try; see this page for awesome references: x

I wish I could save a whole post. D:

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ruinedchildhood:

when people touch me without permission

ruinedchildhood:

when people touch me without permission

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stormbornvalkyrie:

Oberyn Martell | Game of Thrones Season 4 Portraits  [x]

stormbornvalkyrie:

Oberyn Martell | Game of Thrones Season 4 Portraits  [x]

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vfanggirlv:

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

Welp.

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gingerkinomiya:

IS THAT A TONGUE? ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

gingerkinomiya:

IS THAT A TONGUE? ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

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roarkshop:

aqueousserenade:

coledownlow:

I love this quote. I love this movie.

This scene impressed me so much when I first saw it. It still fills me with… idk something. I love it.

Still one of my favorite lines from a movie ever. 

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Why is it always the woman who has to see past the beast in the man? Why does she always have to clean his wounds, even after he has damaged her beyond repair? Why is it always the man who is worthy of forgiveness for being a monster?
I want to see the beast in the beauty.
The half smile, half snarl. The unapologetic anger. I would like to see the man forgive the monster. To see her, blood and all, and love her anyway.